Writer's Block: My Mythical Creature
That's easy! A chickenfrogpenguin! Because:
A. Chickens are awesome!
B. Frogs are even more awesome!!
C. Penguins are the most awesome!!!
Okay, it would have these powers:
A. It has bezerker rages in which it decimates all competition
-->Also decimates it's energy (which doesn't really matter cuz' opponent will go all XX in the eyes and such)
B. It can leap/jump four times its height
-> its freaking awesome!!!
C. It's shrill cry has been known to reach a smashing 132 Decibels
--> It has a tendency to cause me to reduce to basic chemicals, which sucks major a$$
D. It's so cute it can manipulate you into giving all your money to Eric Cartman
--> I want that money!
E. Whenever it hears "macarena" it creates a hypnotic dance that all others must perform it under penalty of perpetual beanie cap
--> that song is hypnotic on its own
Here's what it looks like: (rumored anyhow)